To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: attention time travelers and aliens

Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2001 02:24:12

If you are an alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through

time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by a very evil women of my past.

I need to be able to:

Travel physically back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again

after I go back.

I am in great danger and need this immediately!

Only if you are an alien or have this technology please send me a separate email to:

[email protected]

Thanks

(why do I get these kinds of emails? wtf… it makes no sense… and that’s not even my email address… wtf)