Today’s contestant, ikilledsanta, has sent me these fantastic entry applications:
Private message #1
Dave, why don’t you leave me -wait,us- alone. No one wants you posting idiotic questions like “I chat online because…” and “Thank you G.W. Bush”. Yeah, thanks for throwing us into a war(wait, 2) and changing our $300 million dollar surplus into a DEBT. Oh, and thank you DAVE for putting up sh*tty posts and annoying the hell out of everybody.
Private message #2
There is no one on this damn chat
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after 9 coronas...