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Today’s contestant, ikilledsanta, has sent me these fantastic entry applications:
Private message #1
Dave, why don’t you leave me -wait,us- alone. No one wants you posting idiotic questions like “I chat online because…” and “Thank you G.W. Bush”. Yeah, thanks for throwing us into a war(wait, 2) and changing our $300 million dollar surplus into a DEBT. Oh, and thank you DAVE for putting up sh*tty posts and annoying the hell out of everybody.
Private message #2
There is no one on this damn chat
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after 9 coronas...Some people just don’t understand the difference between chat and a message board. Maybe that’s why ikilledsanta just read the topic and not the actual message, or maybe ikilledsanta is just a dumass.
If you can't seem to find the right tool for the job...Its time to buy a bigger hammer.Actually I believe the latter to be most correct. LoL
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after 9 coronas...He’s (or she’s) a santa killer — what did you expect? hehe
this message approved by the
“save santa from a miserable, horrible death” committee
and the
“forget that milk & cookies routine, just leave a bottle of Dewer’s and a glass near the tree” foundation
"Fail. Fail again. Fail better." ~Samuel Beckett
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